A Pint Is A Pound

Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast

Saying

• A pint is a pound the world around

Kids Are Gaslighting Me

• My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicals
• They say my car smells like vomit
• They are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellation

Know Your Cobbler

• I went to the cobbler again and the parking lot was full

Ancestral Lands

• My family went off to Japan

Getting The Most Of Zing’s Spring Sale

• On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman’s cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & gouda
• It’s been a good spring with delicious cheese

Reading About Disability

• At the Duke University press spring sale, I picked up some books on disability

Life and times of Sonny

• Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor Madness

March Theme Song Candidate

• Theme song candidate “Song V”

The Scary Neighbor

• Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street
• I opened it because I thought it was the new cheese
• So I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over there

Birds of prey

• At the owl cafe

Bachelor life

• Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pasta
• Watching the Warriors win important games and missing my family

Travel Handle

Products that make MS better: suction cup grab bars. Do you like to travel and stay in quirky places? Are you unsteady in the shower? While not perfect, these make the ordeal safer. #ThisIsMS pic.twitter.com/YmQiLPRwSO

— Rebecca Scott (@scorebecca) March 31, 2023

• ADA Grab Bars keep me from falling. but I’m not sure that a handle held on by suction would keep me up, so I probably wouldn’t use it

RIP Sakamoto

• RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects

Checkup

• Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookies

Endorsed By No One

• The thing about Orthotic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctors

Walking Badly

• Tiger Woods walking badly at the Masters
• ESPN’s Michael Wilbon said he didn’t want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to him

This Week’s Selfie

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