Welcome to “You’re Just Jealous” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast
My glasses, my walking stick, my car, my phone: everything is breaking down. My buddy’s offhand comment takes me back to a time when my defense was, “You’re just jealous!”
AI Is For The Birds
- Shout out to Ashika who lol’d with me at how lame AI is, thanks for tuning in
Sandman and/or Uncle Dennis
- Shout outs to the Sandman Uncle Dennis, no not THAT Uncle Dennis
- also , why not, shout outs to THAT Uncle Dennis
- but also to the Sandman Uncle Dennis
- these are two different people
- Shout outs to all the cult members
There’s So Much Going Wrong
- I’m relying heavily on my family to function
- i got my glasses and my car back and have ordered a new walking stick
- My cane got adjusted too high. I think I did it when I was messing around with it- that made it very hard to walk. Then, I made it too low
- My old brace is giving me fits and I have to go back to the cobbler
- I went to get a new brace and it was a fiasco
- I have so much going wrong that it is hard to look past it
The way he says it
- I ate a Wingstop chicken sandwich mango habanero and lemon pepper fries and it sucked
Unknown Emotional Toll
- I fell 3 times on Monday. One time I asked John to help me sit up
Reading the paper
- I bought a tablet to read the newspaper for $50 and it worked out
Potty Mouth Actor
On the schoolyard
- A buddy’s offhand comment about only children took me back in time
- “You’re just jealous” used to be my only defense
- “Who listens to you at that time of night?” – sorry Aunt Linda
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