Are You Here By Yourself?

Welcome to What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast, Season 6 Episode 25, “Are You Here By Yourself?”

People keep asking me, “are you here by yourself?” I’m not sure when I should have someone with me when I go somewhere alone. Whether I’m OK to go or..

• Didn’t even want too say anything but what did I tell you- he dumped that nerd and he’s going to the prom with Kelly.
• I went to the butcher shop and I got some good looking red snapper filets.

• Getting snapper reminded me of the time Anthony B & his band were at Avenida Rotella in South San Jose and they ordered snapper fish
• The nerd is going to get more than one billion dollars but He really trashed her. He got her onstage and said she was fake in front of everyone
• And now he wants to back out
• Judy Heumann from crip camp in conversation with pbs books tue jul 26
• Koko has ominous theme music when she says hey John john in the morning

I hope I don't come across as a coyote in your eyes

— David Berman bot (@berman_bot) June 25, 2022

• my head has mostly recovered from having road rash. pretty much totally
• I’m feeling isolated like I cant go anywhere alone, so I need to ask people to go places or something
• I’m not very good at asking for help but I can see I have to reach out more
• do you think J.S. Bach stands for Juoly Sh** Bach
• The comedian said you know you’re fat when you have to put your belt in your belt loops before you put it on.
• I thought that was an interesting idea
• You know you have one arm when you put your belt in the belt loops before you put it on
• My backyard has a lot of trees and it’s a shady backyard but every backyard I’ve ever had has been a shady backyard because I’m in it
• It’s time to get a haircut and It feels weird to go by myself.
• I don’t think anyone is going to say you came by yourself?
• I told the hairstylist & she volunteered to help me do outside sales
• I’m not sure if that’s a good idea but I appreciate the thought
• I did some more press for Hoppin Hot Sauce and I wrote handwritten notes with my red hot sauce pen
• Beetlejuice chair
• DAMMIT IM MAD IS DAMMIT IM MAD BACKWARDS SO GIVE IT UP QUIT BEING MAD BECAUSE IT DOESNT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
• and you deserve to go places

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