Hit My Head On The Bed

Welcome to “Hit My Head On The Bed”, an episode unlike any other about unwelcome interactions with a solid bedframe, children’s birthdays, and walking the beat. PLUS a new theme song candidate faster than any others.

Frame Very Solid

• I fell and hit my head on the wood bedframe

Child’s Birthday

• It’s my sons birthday tomorrow
• On the weekend, he is going with a few friends to see the new Mission Impossible

Movie Theater Bars, Part One

• I bet they make whiskey sours with Jim Beam White Label at the bar

Just In Time

• Hit the corner on my current phone and then it starts transcribing what is said and it does a pretty good job
• I am figuring out the accessibility controls on my phone just as I am about to change to a new phone
• I am an environmentalist so i throw away my trash
• Technology has too many layers of microphones
• By the time I figure out how it works, I need a new phone

Bike shop

• we went to the bike store in the neighborhood and got my son a bike
• we live next to the ride around the lake
• the shop makes custom road bikes that are too nice for a ten year old

Lost Focus

• Getting ready, I didn’t stay focused – the kids were fighting – and I didn’t stick the landing and fell getting ready
• I hit my head on the wooden bed frame
• I need to get help when I’m trying to get out of the house, but maybe it’s unrealistic to expect it

Walking The Beat

• My neighbor is a retired police officer
• He walks a lot and has a a loud voice
• According to the bike mechanic, we live in the “forgotten zone”
• He walks the beat all the time and he knows everything that’s happening

Down At The Heel

• My shoes are trashed
• I’m looking at billyfootwear.com which is made for people who wear AFO braces
• I need help figuring out the sizing because the AFO affects what size I am
• My current shoes are ugly and decrepit
• The soles are cracked and the uppers have a condition resembling alopecia

Wheelchairiots Of Fire

• My phone misheard my wheel chair as a wheelchariot and I thought that was pretty rich
• Good thing I’m not having to fight for my life in ancient Rome

Opening Time

• what time do they start serving whiskey sours at the movie theater bar

Sun Jam

• NEW Theme Song Candidate “Sun Jam” maybe the fastest theme song candidate ever

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